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doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
When one grabs the top of their worm and proceeds to dip the worm in a series of spices or herbs to create a burning sensation.
Get ready for the flaming worm slag
When a dude is doing well is tricked into saying something out of character because some little ring worm just blamed the black people for crimes he committed against the dude cos he’s a scum bag moron who just hates good people
Bro I’m gonna take a cyanide tablet because this little turd Burgular won’t stop destroying my life with his personal vendetta against people who party and fuck chicks for a job because he just pulled another fucking Kramer worm move on me for no reason just because I was gonna get laid and get paid bro fuck him
A manipulative man who grandly presents himself as a feminist and queer ally, but does not act accordingly. He disrespects women and queer people and secretly thinks of himself as superior, but does a lot to gain their trust in order to get close to and sexualize them.
They usually only think with their tiny worms (aka their penises).
"I thought he's such a feminist because of his painted fingernails, but turns out he's one of those worm boys."
The squiggly black lines and dots found on old TV footage.
The movie had some crackly camera worms, but they weren't too distracting.
The squiggly black lines that appear on old camera footage.
The movie had some crackly camera worms, but they weren't too distracting.