If the overbearing presence of another friend (male or female) prevents a male from speaking with other females he wishes to engage in flirtatious acts or conversations then he is being cock-blocked.
Cock-Blocking: Jim wanted to talk with the pretty girls at the bar, but no other girls would talk to him because his (non-romantic) friend Sally was sitting next to him. Sally was cock%20blocking Jim.
It's so small it can only be compared to half a Tootsie roll. The underwhelming length and girth of it would make a women cry. 0/10 would never try again
I feel so bad for that girl her boyfriend has a Nik cock.
When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
The sexual act of doing a line of that silly white stuff on an erect penis, then giving head.
Man: “oh fuck yea, me and my gf did some cock cocaine last night”
Friend: “I-… what???”
Man: “Yeah, Cock Cocaine.”
Friend: “I’m not gonna ask.”
A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.
I heard that guy has a trunk cock
Someone with a tiny cock, lacks social significance in life, but acts like a big cock man