Claytonator syndrome

When you’re attract to Kai clayton without being paid.

Hi I can’t come into work today I have claytonator syndrome

Daüs Syndrome

In the latter of the 1700's came the Daüs Syndrome. Doctor Sherwin Edwin Daüs was popularized for curing this (at first) unknown disease. Daüs Syndrome includes; slight headaches, stomachaches, varied hallucinations, vomiting and sore throats.

"My doctor said I could quite possibly have Daüs Syndrome."

keese syndrome

ptsd of being assaulted or touched sexually by gary (mr/daddy) keese.

middle schooler 1: Dude did you hear about the kid with keese syndrome
middle schooler 2: yeah he was fucked in the bootyhoe by keese

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Bharat Syndrome

When you think you know it all but find out later that you know fuck all.

I think you have Bharat Syndrome because you got it wrong once again.

dab syndrome

a person that is addicted to dabbing and while the person dab he/she always eat pizza.

Example: Pizzagnuta dabbed on stage while eating a vesuvio
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?

- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi

- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi

- Sorry dude :((((

BenG syndrome

When after a long night (blackout) you going home, but locked out of your house, so you sleep outside of your apartment.

I got BenG syndrome last night, I slept in the dog’s house!

shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed