Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

Gill derangement syndrome

Noun A Gill is a soul sucking creature that hypnotists you and slowly sucks your soul away leaving a rotting pile of goo.

While having a wonderful day, I suddenly felt my soul slipping away and knew I had Gill Derangement Syndrome (GDS)!

Jul Syndrome

When someone's lovers constantly die, they are considered to have Jul syndrome.

My brother's girlfriends keep dying, he has Jul syndrome.

chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

Easta's syndrome

A mental illness where the person takes a selfie where he/she does a duck face whilst being sunkissed

"Didn't you see? Yahya got diagnosed with easta's syndrome"
"I hope he recovers fr"

Wizardposting Syndrome

/wĭz′ərdpōs′tĭng sĭn′drōm″/
Noun
1. The artificial strengthening of a character, meant to protect them from overpowered characters, usually through nonsensical immunities.
2. The inability to balance or adapt characters to a setting.
3. Giving a character weaknesses to justify their power, then making their power nullify said weaknesses.
4. The belief a character’s quality is determined by power, usually resulting in scaling mundane things such as height or age.

Origin
Users who come from places with poor writing and roleplay etiquette, primarily Wizardposting, the namesake of the syndrome. Said communities cause the users to believe there is a constant threat against them and their characters at all times, resulting in characters who are virtually invincible in order to not be killed through unfair or otherwise overpowered methods.

Person 1: "My character is weak to physical damage but can run at 21 mph and fly"
Person 2: "Sounds like Wizardposting Syndrome."
Person 1: Leaves

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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"