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The act of having anal sex with a dead body after munting it, preferably 3-5 hours afterwards.
"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
An organisation of incredibly good looking men. Generally involving themselves in hunting, fishing, weights, gentlemen's discussions, community service, modeling, coaching, war, or masculine pursuits. Does not define sexual preferences. Glorifies masculinity in a positive way, encourages male body positivity, encourages testosterone driven excercizes without judgement or fear. Recognizes men of all creeds ,colors ages , religions, nations, sizes, physiques, and tastes.
" Did you see the sex Panther Platoon that was out there fixing the telephone poles today? One was sweating and he took his shirt off to wipe his sweat, then ate a sandwich in 3 bites... Sure looked good".
Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.
Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.
When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
want to have spaghetti sex?
hell yes!!