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1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.
2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.
(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)
3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...
4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...
4th base might be true love 😆
Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse
He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
a car that is given away because someone had sex in it and cummed on the seats and shit on the engine for sex
oh I got a new car!
oh is it a sex car?
Oh i hope not i dont like cum cars
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"Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"
Person1 : *shows picture of a good loooing car*
Person2: "sex car"
Sex butter is a type of butter that is when a women lactates onto a male penis And they have sex or so long that the breastmilk turns into butter and then they spread that on toast and then they have a awesome eggs.
The sex butter is very good on toast
Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “
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An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.