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When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.
I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.
when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!
its like cock block, but right as ur about to, ejaculate, you hold it in as long as you can, this is commonly done in no-nut november, when people are doing the nasty at midnight,
instead of pulling out, should i cock-lock?
It's a lock for your cock.
It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).
Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"
Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"
Greg: "No, but I'll try it"
1 Day Later
Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"
Logan’s cock is an 8-incher monster cock
Logan’s cock is long and thick, all the other guys wish they had it.
Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.
“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long”
When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)
Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson
“Damn Daniel, geez, you have a Saeko Futa Cock, ar ar ar ar ar
Explanation: On Rule34.xxx there is an obscene amount of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-Hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized Futa cocks.
Damn Danielle, geez you have a Saeko Futa Cock