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An infectious disease most commonly transmittable amongst women and to a lesser extent men with low intelligence, it eats away at brain matter until the victim eventually succumbs and begins parroting whatever twitter/x.com trending says and develops a belief that their opinions hold more importance than others
Very Common
More than 3 million US cases per year
Spreads in various ways
Usually self-treatable
Usually self-diagnosable
Lab tests or imaging not required
Chronic: can last for years or be lifelong
"Damn! That bitch must have Bimbo Syndrome. She doesn't even know what state she lives in"
Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS) is when someone keeps dropping expensive components and devices. For example dropping a GPU, RAM, CPU, MOTHERBOARD, CASE FANS, CPU FANS, PSU'S, Mobile Phones and so on.
In all seriousness this is more of a joke. No hard feelings linus :D
Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
Bro why did you drop the GPU? Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
According to my calculations you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome(LSS).
AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
Situation in which an endless loop of an event (whether that be an activity, a day, a week, or any other period of time) is perpetuated from the standpoint of one cell (usually a person, in fiction) so that they can tweak details of the occurrence (or have them tweaked by other factors) in order to achieve a goal.
This can be both good and bad, in the sense that it's for a good cause, or it's a nightmare trap for some unfortunate victim.
P1: The movie Primer has a serious case of Hypercell Cage Syndrome, as exuded by the end in which an inordinate amount of time (and unknowable number of retries) is spent in perfecting an action during a party to prevent a potentially negative outcome.
P2: How so?
P1: One of the main characters uses a homemade time travel device to loop the same event.
P2: Oh, I see. I'm going to go spam that term on fb now.
Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).
European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome
A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.
Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)
See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome
American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant
A supposed serious mental condition which jerks/bullies use as an excuse to be total a**h**es to everyone around them.
Tronald Dump is always making lame excuses for his deplorable behavior; he claims it's Asperger's Syndrome, but I'd say that it sounds more like classic A**h*leperger's Syndrome to me. Move over, Ethan Couch.