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1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.
2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.
(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)
3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...
4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...
4th base might be true love 😆
Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse
He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
a car that is given away because someone had sex in it and cummed on the seats and shit on the engine for sex
oh I got a new car!
oh is it a sex car?
Oh i hope not i dont like cum cars
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"Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"
Person1 : *shows picture of a good loooing car*
Person2: "sex car"
PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP ...LOCATION
NON PENETRABLE
FLIGHT 93 PERPETUITY
AGAINST ELDER ABUSE ...EXAGGERATION ABUSE
...FEIGN ABUSE
...WHISTLEBLOWER TOP SECRET INSTALLATION...and SCUM WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT THEFT ABUSE PROTECTION
NOTHING LIKE SHIT
RELIGIUOUS RATIONALIZATION that shows the fact....
STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
Due to HA HA HA there will be a change of climate of an ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION on the PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP.
The DEDICATION TO SHANKSVILLE ON THE PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP THE MAGA PEOPLE will make this TRUMP CARD POSSIBLE.
THE biggest fact that the vast grand majority engage in ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION by interference with the SO CALLED GAY BASHERS are as just expected arriving in a DIGESTIVE LOGICAL FASHION even though nature seems to want to disagree and some of the NATURE in itself EMPATHIZE about the PROCREATIVITY IMPOSSIBILITY...
IT'S when this fact is so endemic that the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION shows there is an ABORTED behavior that makes no sense to this main fact and that is the practice of ALIMENTARY SEX is done by the VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE in fact FARTING LIVES MATTER.
IT is when the determination of a SEX PARTNER is done by the BABIES AND CHILDREN as this is ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION put into practice by the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM which is spelled out ON THE MONEY.
NOT LIKING SHIT.
RELIGIOUS RATIONALIZATION to run away from it's existence.
STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
SORRY this is an impossibility as ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION will BAN ANYTHING WITH THE MOUTH AND ASSH0LE as really we have TO EAT and ESPECIAKLY SHIT PISS which is for some people HARD TO STOMACH.
Unfortunately most people for the most part don't realize how hard it is to be truly religious so the once were practice active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION.
CERTAINLY to be sure as the NAY NEE factor becomes affirmative as the BABIES AND CHILDREN have the say of what SEX PARTNERS you are allowed to have given the ABORTERS practce active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCCRIMINATION.
An injury that happens during sex.
Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."