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The act of stinking the end of a flute up a women's vagina. While up there another girl (preferably a flautist) will play a a concert B-flat scale.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that video called "2 Girls 1 Flute"?
Girl 2: Uhm no, I don't think that exist.
Girl 1: Lets make our own video!
Girl 2: Okay!!
Jill was 2 girls 1 fluting Jillian on the bus ride home from the band trip.
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An extremly skinny little Lessbian who needs to stop denying what she is.
You my friend, are a crazy rim rod girl
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Some of the most judgemental know-it-alls you'll meet. If you're not popular or don't fit into their idea of normal (if you're alternative, a theater kid, or quiet), don't expect to be close friends with them. Usually found in middle school and 6th grade.
Volleyball girl: are you a lesbian?
Person: well actually I'm bi—
Volleyball girl: I knew you were a lesbian!
Person: I... I just said I was bi!
Volleyball girl: but I have a friend who is bi and you don't act like them, therefore you are a lesbian!
Person: I'm done with these Middleschool Volleyball Girls
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A pick me girl is a girl who'll do anything to prove shes's nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs. They do this to impress men, or shall i say "the boyzz 🥶🥶". They mostly say things to defend the boyzz like:
NoT aLl MeN. Or: i HaTe ThE cOlOr PiNk. Yea, it's so dumb.
Some girl: *explaining about how a creepy guy was staring at her or something like that.*
Mary: nOt AlL mEn
Her friend Dodo: Ugh! You're such a pick me girl Mary!
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girl comes over. gives you a chance to fuck the shit out of her. you kiss her twice on the cheek and brag to your friends that you made out wif her then "slept" with her. women preferably over 40
Glenn's Definition of sleeping with a girl - "Hey Frankie, i slept with this little blonde last night."
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The Last Known Writings of John Stamos while in his "Uncle Jesse" persona most famously seen on the family sitcom "Full House." The last book of the New Testament (or Hermes Katsopolis Testament as it is more commonly known)has been lost. There is a religious sect at Michigan State University that follows the teachings of this book as the holy scripture.
When I want to hear the teachings of the gospel, I turn to Girl Talk Secret Diary.
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2 naked girls poop into a cup
then they take turns drinking form the cup
then they throw up the poop back into the cup
then drink it again
go to google images and type in 2 girls one cup
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