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A tough guy wrapped in a warm comfy blanket (that he secretly enjoys).
Alex won't stream Elden Ring for us today. That hot-dawg feels too cold to leave his bed.
When your very horny and you go to your house and shit in ur loves mouth on a friday
OHHHH YES ITS FRIDAY I CAN GO AND GIVE MY LOVER A HOT FUDGE FRIDAY
not just beautiful, too sexy to be alive
"she's beautiful"
"are you kidding? more like super foxy mega awesome hot
The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.
Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
When you sprinkle cayenne pepper on your dick right before a blow job.
My Puerto Rican girlfriend loves spicy food so much she asked me for a hot piccolo.
when a room stinks so much its spicy.
guy 1: damn that Mason boy has a real spicy stench in his room.
guy2: yeah he's franky red hot, cause he puts that shit on everything.
The same as a Bermuda Hot Pocket
Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!