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SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.
I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.
when the imposter is having sex? 🤨
Kid talking through locked door: I saw dad watching something called amogus sussy sex. can you tell me what that is?
Mom: *moaning sounds*
Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.
"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."
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when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.
Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."
Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.
"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."
monstrosity i made up after seeing the 3 S's (shit shower shave)
alright imma go shower, shave, sex
another word for one night stand
cant believe my bro had a one-sex wit my sister!