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When you text your crush one sec but instead your finger slipped and you didn’t notice quick enough therefore you sent it. Congratulations she now thinks you are a pervert!
Alright, just give me one sex
e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)
guy: hi e wanna fuck
e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else
meaning carrot sex
When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
Pouring out of date milk into your girlfriend/boyfriends asshole before having violent anal sex
I had chunky bum sex last night
honorofic utilised to manage unruly friends
using this brings instant terror and calmness in listener's mind
A friend speaks a lot about his academic achievments
speaker: sex karidebi toro, maghia
listener: (silenced)
The kind of sex when you can't afford a Valve Index VR headset.
Lifeless, and without full-body tracking.
Steve: Hey man do you want to have Quest sex?
Alan: No way, I'd rather have sex with a tree.
The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.
I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.
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