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While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.
Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.
The fat rolls caused by a too small bra.
That chick totally has some hot dog buns!
a holy roller preacher chick on tv who is hot.
"Dude, she's a hot God chick"
when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.
anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines
wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?
zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.
Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.
The game your uncle plays with you when your family isn't looking on family vacation. Results in years of therapy and emotional stunting
Uncle: Hey sport! Wanna play the hot dog game with your uncle Jimmy?
You: Uh, what's the hot dog game?
Uncle: Well, you show me your hot dog, and I'll show you mine, and whoever has the biggest hot dog gets to stick it in the bun!
You: Uh I guess so
it’s when you put someone’s cock in the microwave for 37 1/3 seconds and then take it out and blend it together with chocolate, creamer and coffee then you drink it
boy one: yo bro my laté isn’t spicy enough !!!
boy two: yea aight lemme make a hot cocklaté