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When you have sex while wearing formal clothing.
They went to a meeting together but ended up having formal sex.
damn sammy looks rly sex c today holy shit (this applies to just about everyday as well)
When a midget from Belgium has sexual intercourse with an animal
Dude! Didn’t you hear the news? There was nameless sex again on my lawn!
Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll
used as an expression when something good happens in the nuclear throne video game, similar to fuck yeah.
Example: Throne Gamer 1: Damn Bro I just got a P9! Throne Gamer 2: rebel sex
Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse.
Hello, are you here to get wet on creep’s fake stories? well don’t I have just the thing for you, it’s called FUCKING OFF.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.
Yours sincerely,
Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.
When two women collide pussies together to try and squirt their magic fairy dust pussy juice into the other.
Girl 1: "Wow, I want to try that with my hot babe of a girlfriend!"
Girl 2: "What, Lesbian sex?"
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