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This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them
Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock
Definition
An uncomfortable or difficult person or situation
The day would be a lot better if you’d quit being a cock-n-ass.
John is having a rough day because of his cock-in-ass crew
When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.
Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?
No what.
They both got caught cheating.
Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.
When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"
When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.
Sepsis caused by human wine decanting
Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.