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Be gay do crime

Lochlan.

Person #1: who is lochlan?
Person #2: he is be gay do crime.

by Gay09 February 23, 2022

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Gay sauna sex

Since they were in a private school, Evan and Tanner’s locker room had a sauna in it, for boys that spent a lot of time working out or in sports. Luckily, this Wednesday was the day when there were no after school events scheduled. Despite this, Evan set Tanner down and locked the sauna door from the inside.
“It’s gonna be even more hot and steamy now,” said Tanner. Evan looked back at the tanned brunette to see he had laid down on his back on the bench of the sauna, with his legs spread wide in the air.
Evan’s eyes widened. Tanner was doing an almost perfect split, not to mention his dick and hole was in full display. His eyes filled with lust as he said “how are you doing that?”
“I did gymnastics for a few years, and I got really flexible,” replied Tanner. He smirked, then said “I can even fully suck my own dick.”
Evan looked weirdly more horny than he had two seconds ago. “Show me,” he said.
Tanner nodded, then stuck his head between his legs. Remembering that Evan was watching, he slowly licked around the tip of his dick and lightly kissed the top. He used his legs to push his head down a little more until he had the first 3 inches of his dick in his own mouth. He bobbed up and down for a while, making slurping noises while moaning. Evan was clearly turned on, because he was rock hard again and was stroking himself rather quickly. He was biting his lip and suppressing a loud moan.

Then Tanner brought his full dick into his mouth, and held it there for about 10 seconds before unfolding himself and looking up to Evan for approval. At that exact moment, Evan opened his mouth and moaned loudly, and shot all over Tanner’s chest. Tanner ran a finger along his chest, and licked the cum from his finger. “That tasted good, babe, but we have one more thing to do…” he said.
Tanner got on the sauna bench and bent over, face down ass up.
“Oh, fuck yeah” Evan said, walking over to position himself behind Tanner. “I don’t have a condom though.”
“That’s fine,” Tanner said. “I want it raw. I want to feel you inside me. I want to feel your thick cock inside my tight little whore hole, fucking my brains out and making me scream.”
“Alright,” said Evan. “Slut. Get ready for me to absolutely rip your ass in half.”
“Go for it bitch.”
With that, Evan thrusted his entire length into Tanner’s ass, not even trying to ease his way into the ass fucking. Tanner didn’t feel much pain, because he had been practicing with *other things* for a while. Regardless, he let out a loud moan, and he drawled “fuck you feel good inside me. Go faster.”
Evan happily obliged, and began to thrust faster, and their balls started clapping together.
After a few minutes of them doing the sideways cha-cha, they both released whatever cum they had left and collapsed, Evan’s dick still inside Tanner.
“We gotta do that again.” they both agreed.
Gay sauna sex is the sequel to gay locker room sex.

by Call 429-256-9562 February 14, 2024


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Also wtf did you search this on urban dictionary?🤔

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by Randomtomato21 March 19, 2022


Happy (gay)

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Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Happy (gay)

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When your balls are so massive, you just can't help but be gay and show them to the homies.

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Did you hear that Derek was gay? I had no idea!

Well yeah, he’s just an outside gay. It’s not a big deal to him.

by Beepboopbee May 10, 2024


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Dino1; I like you
Dino2; I like you also
Dino1 and 2; We are gay dinos now
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by May 3, 2023