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when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.
anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines
wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?
zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.
Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.
The game your uncle plays with you when your family isn't looking on family vacation. Results in years of therapy and emotional stunting
Uncle: Hey sport! Wanna play the hot dog game with your uncle Jimmy?
You: Uh, what's the hot dog game?
Uncle: Well, you show me your hot dog, and I'll show you mine, and whoever has the biggest hot dog gets to stick it in the bun!
You: Uh I guess so
it’s when you put someone’s cock in the microwave for 37 1/3 seconds and then take it out and blend it together with chocolate, creamer and coffee then you drink it
boy one: yo bro my laté isn’t spicy enough !!!
boy two: yea aight lemme make a hot cocklaté
When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!
People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."
Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
Fresh poo straight from the person laying it.
Another is when someone farts and it smells like fresh dookie.
1.noun/ That man laid a fat Hot Cake and didn’t even flush!
2.adjective/ Bruh whoever farted, it smells like some hot cakes up in here!