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When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.
Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.
When a person crashes their car so often that every time they get in a vehicle they are so overcome with nerves they end up crashing again.
"Dude, Lilly totally has Repetitive Crash Syndrome, she crashes every time she gets in a car!"
"Did she buy her license?!"
A disease that is characterized by the creation of an MMORPG account, such as World of Warcraft, Runescape or Tibia, in order to complete all of the quests available even if entails paying a monthly fee.
Mark: "How long has Kyle been playing WOW?"
Joe: "He's not logging out until he finishes the last quest."
Mark: "I'm gonna say that we've lost him to questly syndrome."
It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong
Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”
When a guy gets morning wood in his sleep which results in an irritated dicktip due to friction. As if it was repeatedly stricken like a match.
I can't have sex tonight hun, I have matchdick syndrome. Can you kiss it to make ot feel better?
A state of mind sometimes found in academics and intellectuals who become so wrapped up in their intelligence and their studies (their "Ivory Tower") that they become disconnected from the rest of the world. Often produces attributes that make for unpleasant social interactions, ranging from severe shyness and introversion to arrogance, haughtiness, and pride.
Dr. So-And-So used to be such a great person until they started working in academia. Then they started losing touch with the world around them and developed a severe case of Ivory Tower Syndrome, and now they think everyone with an IQ less than 120 is an "ignoramus."