When a guy brags about all the women he has, but when you meet them, they're all ugly and/or fat.
Joey's women are all 300 lbs. That's an ugly girl pimp.
(n) a term used for females who perform blow jobs in reference to the "carrot scene" from the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Fernando: What qualities do you look for in a potential girlfriemd?
Gabe: I like girls who eat carrots...
adj.
1.deviating from truth or fact; erroneous
2.not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc., as a person;
3.not proper or usual; not in accordance with requirements or recommended practice.
Little Girl, Big Spoon is clearly Little Girl, Big Spoon about this issue.
A wirl, usually between the ages of 12-16 who will do various annoying things to gain attention such as laughing very loudly and unnecessarily, asking questions with obvious answers, basking in their "randomness," and telling completely idiotic irrelevent stories.
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: It's so cold in here! Why is it so cold? OMG.
Person: Uh...it's December and you're wearing a tank top?
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: Lyke omg, I'm so random. Haha i'm retarded. (did I gain attention???!!!)
When girls walk towards your general direction.
The girls come snappin' at me.
Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song
Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door