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Playing for Webb middle school, One of the most ghetto and worst teams in GISD and DFW metroplex. Filled with some one most retarded and mentally ill. And with a coach that wears wigs they might as well be the special ed class.
Person 1 : hey dude you gonna match the Webb middle school volley ball team play?
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls
It is when your balls are so small that they are actually inside out. When the micro astronomical inseminators get turned inside out they actually become extremely short and fat making it a choderized ball.
Bro that asian has choderized balls (asians are the most likely to have choderized balls)
When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.
Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.
Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.
I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.
When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.
“Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands
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WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES
SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
A man who examines balls for a living.
Yesterday I went to the Balls Examinator, turns out I have testicular cancer.