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The important things.
"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."
such a girthy object it's rediculous i swear to god i would do anything for a tug.
Gir1l: I want archie slattery's cock
Girl2: OMG YASSS ME TOO.
The man, the cock, the legend. A roofer that has a fat ass motherfuckin cock.
Everyone hide or get ready to open your throat, Donnie Fat Cock is on the roof!
A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.
I knew in advance that my date wasn’t gonna put out so I said fuck it and gave myself clap cock.
When you snipe some one with your fat cock in face.
Brian was tight at Mario and told him to Clap Cock.
When someone is at full cock, they are at peak performance.
The D telling a kneeling Allah Gold that "You are already at full cock now. Spread all over the place the empire!"