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Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(
To have sex with one person from every country currently or ever part of the European union.
I only have one country left on my EU sex tour.
teasing sex , definition of a termused to describe someone who likes to tease someone during sex, objectively making the second person in a semi-sense of pleasure, while also irritated, this is notably done before the sex starts. when the two people begin nuding.
An example of teasing sex would be rubbing someones cock tip, or squeezing someones boobs.
A woman who will happily let you pleasure her but is suddenly tired when you ask her to pleasure you
Man: hey do you think you can suck my dick yet?
Sex Bitch: no I’m actually really tired but you can keep licking me out
Alex Pringle is a person who loves gay trumpet sex
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Sex followed by a cold McDouble.
Last night we bought McDoubles and had McDoubles sex.
: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman
: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality
Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear”