Friend Inside Me

Friend Inside Me

Friend: hey you want to watch toy story with me?
Deltarune fan: Friend Inside Me.

ring me dry

When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen

Please don’t ring me dry

yep, it is me

Is that you ?

Is that you ?

Yep, it is me.

court me love

Kurt Cobains widow

Hey, John, court me love!

Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

Windows ME

The shitbag of the Windows series. Heck, Windows 10 is better. WINDOWS 10. You are better off with Windows 2000.
Windows ME is a operating system. The ME stands for Millenium Edition... all i can say.
If you live in 2000, just wait until Windows XP.
You’ll thank me. :)

“Bill Gate’s Windows ME was a mistake.”

Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *