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A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.
"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."
Put a 10kg bumble on cock and clench asshole to get a more defined dick.
I just did some cock ass clenches
If your name is Zachary Reynolds, you’ve got one
Hey guys, it’s Zach Reynolds and I have a pimply peepee
Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)
When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.
Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"
when your cock is so long, it goes down your pants
i have a cock pants all the time.
When a girl or guy wants to sniff your cock to turn them on
“I wanna sniff Aaron’s cock so bad, it turns me on so bad I think I have a cock sniffing fetish”
A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)
me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN