gay (LGBTQ+) people social distancing
Gay 1 : Hey dude you have to gay gap
Gay 2 : Sorry dude
A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.
Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.
When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25
Hey man, are you gay?
I'm ground beef gay, definitely a percentage, just not sure how much!
Someone who gets punctures lads arses in a gay way
Gawd doyler are you a gay punctorist? that guys arse is in bits!
when 2 bottoms rub their holes together
Have you ever tried gay scissoring? Dylan is really into it
A homosexual person's specific sexual inclination and behavior; first used by Observation101
Homosexuals willing to participate in the annual gay pride parade while wearing ostentatious and festive clothing have quite a different orien-gay-tion than homosexuals who have a 'friend' named Dave.
Riley likes sucking on jodis Fanta pubes and like to cream over her but let's her fuck him with a 12 inch black dildo strap on
Riley is gay with jodi