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it’s when you put someone’s cock in the microwave for 37 1/3 seconds and then take it out and blend it together with chocolate, creamer and coffee then you drink it
boy one: yo bro my laté isn’t spicy enough !!!
boy two: yea aight lemme make a hot cocklaté
When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!
People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."
Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
Fresh poo straight from the person laying it.
Another is when someone farts and it smells like fresh dookie.
1.noun/ That man laid a fat Hot Cake and didn’t even flush!
2.adjective/ Bruh whoever farted, it smells like some hot cakes up in here!
Free range, all natural, hand-forged, long burning fire starters. Flagship of GingerSnap Enterprises GSE, with the sole purpose of getting you LIT every time!
Jane: "Come on baby, light my fire!"
John: *Grabs Hot Cakes*
Fire: *Gets LIT!*
A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.
Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
A brat, regardless of gender.
"Ugh, I didn't want to eat pizza, I wanted Macaroni.. with the chicken strips"
.."Well you're being a Hot Princess now, aren't you?"..