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Mr Dalek syndrome

Mr Dalek syndrome is when teachers use a megaphone to order students into rooms, telling them to be quiet etc.

(all names are fake for obvious reasons)

Student 1: yo i think that Mr white has Mr Dalek Syndrome.
Student 2: what makes you say that?
Student 1: He just used a megaphone to order us into class.

by WhyAreWeStillHere? January 27, 2022


smelly flaps syndrome

Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.

Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.

by UWOTM8? October 15, 2017


white man syndrome

One who is unable to take spice, does not have the ability to tolerate spice. Cannot be confused with not liking spice.

A: "Look at him, he cannot take spice at all, only can take ketchup!"
B: "Really, he has white man syndrome! HAHA"

by therealwormbo December 4, 2022


Sony Launch Syndrome

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.

We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.

by xyzentw November 22, 2020


Chona Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes one to be a shitty romantic partner or ex-partner.

I think my ex has Chona Syndrome, he won't leave me alone!

by April 24, 2022


Walkdown Syndrome

A condition that arises when exposed to prolonged walkdowns. Symptoms may include brain fog, fatigue, dehydration, long tangential conversations about social issues, watching powerlines instead of the road, and saying "that's a nice pole" unprompted. If you or your coworkers are affected by walkdown syndrome, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of free lunch.

Sorry, I am normally not this dumb, it must be the walkdown syndrome.

by bbee_2000001233 June 13, 2024


Chilly-cheeks Syndrome

What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.

I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018