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Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.
Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
when You raw dog a chick and don’t wash your cock for a couple days.
“Man, I fucked Stacy a couple days ago, then went camping, forgot to wash my dick. When I got back I was walking down the street and a girls like was your dick I can smell it from here cock trout”
when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
When you own somebody or do something greater than another.
Hey guys we beat them 21-0 we just Rocked their cocks
SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.
"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"