irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

dj down syndrome

Samsquatch, jef

My name is DJ down syndrome but you can call me Jef

Nickelback Syndrome

When people only hate something because the Internet tells them to.

Pineapple pizza suffers from Nickelback Syndrome

Nickelback Syndrome

When you (or someone you know) hates on something popular just because of popular opinion and not because of their own personal judgement. A couple of example include, but not limited too Nickelback, Pineapple on pizza, Video games, Windows 11, etc...

Me: Why does bob hate Nickelback?
Other friend: I think he has Nickelback Syndrome

paquete syndrome

to skip the gym for long periods of time or simply stop going

jackson hasn’t been to the gym in a while i think he developed paquete syndrome

Waffle Syndrome

When ur marge waffles bare

Your mum has waffle syndrome you nasty don