Bro Table

The sexiest group of guys that you will ever meet. This group is composed of the 12 most real niggas from Vanier. If you ever come across these guys then you better pray for the best.

1: Yo is that Bro Table?
2: Yeah man we better watch out before something happens.
1: Oh shit

Table Scout

Someone who breaks into your house eats all your foood and falls asleep on the table

"When I came home from vacation I was surprised to find a table scout"

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Table nine

A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".

Qoute from The Wedding Singer "Some people just weren't meant to find love. Like the fat guy over there, side burns lady, or the mutants over at table nine."

She's cute but her friends are a table nine.

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table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

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Rid the table

To clean up the table after a meal.

"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"

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ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

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