monkey

Idiot the worlds most funniest dumb ass animals on earth flings shit rapes bananas

Watch out that monkey is not to be around bananas

monkey

weird ass gay hairy penis kid who fears to eat out pussy and enjoys sucking dick

Nutzy: fuck me ill give you 5 bucks
Monkey: i'll do it for free!

monkey

what your dad called you

your a monkey

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the monkey

The monkey is a primate, which means that it is like a person except smaller, dumber, louder, hairier, and it (in most cases) lives in trees and has a tail. Monkeys are sometimes food for the chimp, a superior animal which enjoys war, fornication, the use of primitive tools, and hooting.

"Monkey" can also be used more broadly in the sense of "ape-like creature" or to refer to a person who resembles such a creature, such as a troglodyte. This is generally an insult (rarely, referring to a silly clownish person, it is not as harsh). In any case, the monkey generally enjoys the following:
-stealing things, especially food
-hurling excrement at people (see also politician)
-comic mischief in general
-cocaine
-hooting

That monkey stole half my bananas! Yesterday he stole half my melons! The day before, he had his tribe launch a volley of monkeyshit at my customers! I'll get that damn monkey!

A KKK rally is just a bunch of drunken monkeys.

Look, the monkey is making a speech again on TV! He's not very good with English, but maybe he could learn sign language like that gorilla everybody loved.

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That's monkey

cool, or awesome in some sense

Terry: like my new guitar?

George: yeh dude! that's monkey!

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monkey

A person who steals from acquaintances. Everyone knows that monkeys love to steal.

"That boy is nothing but a sly little monkey."

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