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Prod-simp

An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.

Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.

by The British Tea January 30, 2022


Rattle Prod

Highly powered device designed to move beasts along by Darren Rattle.

"If that cow doesn't move I'll get Darren Rattle to prod her with his Rattle Prod"

by Beaky Fingerz March 13, 2024


polystyrene prod

A member of the Church of Ireland (Irish Anglican) who refers to a Roman Catholic who has converted by his own free will to the Church of Ireland. A mildly disparaging term used by the better off chattering classes of the Church of Ireland around Dublin and suburbs but not in common use elsewhere on the island.

At the church garden fete Mary quietly whispered into Jean's ear. See the man over there, he's new to the church has 'come over' to us.............Paddy Mulgrew, another polystyrene prod.

by Ger57 June 14, 2024


cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration

all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.

by k-tips and s-tips May 19, 2006