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Noob

One who fails to complete the simplest and most key tasks, generally a socially akward or irritating person.

Noob: (walks down street and trips over a ladybug)
OR
Crowd of normal, popular people: "No I love lost, it's a great show, did you guys see the one when.."
(Interrupted by noob)
Noob: "What's lost?"
OR
Noob to crowd of people, "Hey guys, what does milf mean?"

by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011

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noob

a noob is someone who claims to be excellent at a online game but proves to be nothing but crap

hey noob whats that crap you just published

by kemperz June 16, 2007

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Noob

Commonly referring to a bad player in a videogame; especially poopscoop69420

You are such a Noob

by TapatoF January 28, 2022

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noob

A noob usually has no skill in video games and will often hip fire with a shotgun in FPS. A noob can also be somebody who acts like they know what they are doing when they really dont

I did terrible during that round because of all the noobs that were playing.
Miley Cyrus is a total noob when it comes to twerking.
Freshman during the first week of highshool or college.

by Cougarboy September 1, 2013

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Noob

Searching Google to find out how to use twitter

Dan was a noob as he was forced to search Google as he did not know what a "hashtag" was.

by Squeezef1 June 14, 2013

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Noob

A noob is a beginner in many categories, such as video games or such.They may begin in simple beginner games such as tutorials or tycoons, but often tend to enter very popular games such as Minecraft or ROBLOX.In this case, many older players, or veterans, will tell them to go away and constantly pester them.

Jake: Hey, I'm a beginning player. How do I get Admin here?
James: You can't get Admin here, you noob!

by neilneil1001 December 23, 2016

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Noob

A player in an online game who is new to the game and is not very good at it. There are many types of noobs, here are a few.

- Newb - Respectable, because they ask more experienced players for advice and tips so they can generally improve.

- n00b - An unskilled, annoying player who often resorts to cheap methods of gaining kills then expecting praise. Often accuses more experienced players of hacking because they suck. These are the worst type of noob.

Noobs will often ragequit games because they get extremely competitive and angry when they are beaten.

Noobs will also boast about their "skill", and rage when they are beaten by a more experienced player.

Noob - "Omg last night I got 94 kills ohhhhhh"
Experiencedplayer - (kills noob several times in a row)
Noob - "OMG HAX REPORTING"

Newb - "Hi. I'm kind of new. Can anyone give me a hand?"
Experiencedplayer - "Sure. Follow me and I'll teach you how to snipe."
Noob - "LOL NOOB U DONT KNOW HOW TO SNIPE
(newb headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG AIMBOT"

(noob spamming flamethrower to kill everyone in sight)
Noob - "come on you noobs pussies come out of spawn"
Experiencedplayer - "I would, except you're spamming with your flamethrower."
Noob - "LOL YOUR JUST A NOOB"
(experiencedplayer headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG HAX"
(noob ragequits)

by Hipstacat May 16, 2013

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