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Noun: An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work.
Someone who never wants to help you out, but will always take a handout from you
"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."
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when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.
"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."
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Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".
You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.
She: How was your date with my sister?
He: I claim the shortcut clause.
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Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.
That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.
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One who has a ritalin perscription and hands it out as a party drug.
Rittie Clause is getting his new shipment today, and then I'm working for 12 straight hours.
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A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.
Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?
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Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.
I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.
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