1%

What someone texts you if their phone is on one percent, they can't get to a charger, and they are nice enough to inform you why they won't be potentially texting you. Could also be used as an excuse not to text someone.

"What are you doing next weekend?"

"1%"

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the 1%

The set of millionaires and billionaires who make more than 99% of Americans and who currently run everything from the media to the government

Progressive: This is ridiculous! The middle class pays more in taxes than millionaires and billionaires! Tax the 1%!
Average American: Nah.

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-1

The phrase ¨-1¨ refers to points in a game or quiz. Deducted points from something.

If he has fluffy hair that is -1

1+1

1+1 = -2
Because:

1+1 = sqrt((1+1)^2)
sqrt((1+1)^2) = sqrt(2^2)
sqrt(2^2) = sqrt(4)
sqrt(4) = sqrt(-2^2)
sqrt(-2^2) = -2

This is because:

-2^2 = 4

1+1 is sooo not two. it's -2!

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1

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

'Cause 1 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

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1

Great, you looked up the very first number on the keyboard. You must have no life.

1+1=2, if you are too dumb to even know this

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1

Why in the living fuck did you search for '1' on Urban Dictionary? Did you have nothing else to do? Did you search up something inappropriate and your parent/guardian walked in? Either way I think it's pretty weird.

Wtf i can't believe you just searched for '1' on urban dictionary

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