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Genshin Impact is a game that causes a crippling addiction. that will lead you in debt
"yeah I spent some money on Genshin Impact, how much? $1723946, i didnt want to spend much on the Hutao banner
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Genshin Impact is a free-to-play, pay-to-win Zelda BOTW clone. Aka Generic JRPG #8272. Made in China. I didn't get sponsored, so I can say that everyone fucking hates it. Including me. Even though I play it every day and simp for a character in it.
Alternatively, the game is called the following:
No Father Figure Simulator
Twitter: When the Anime is Game
Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition
Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China
botw clone
And of course,
Down Bad Simulator
This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.
This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.
Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.
Are they slightly better than the Dream community?
I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.
Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.
Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?
Fapping. Of course.
'Bro, you play Genshin? Sorry, I meant No Father Figure Simulator. CRINGE.'
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"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"
'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'
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''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''
"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"
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'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'
"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."
'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'
-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
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toxic mfs who will send u death threats if u don’t like their ship or favourite character, will get offended at the smallest shit and cry or threaten to off theirself because they didn’t get the character they wanted.
me: i don’t like venti he is annoying
genshin impact fans: die
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Someone who plays the online gacha game Genshin Impact.
Person 1: hey I didn’t know you were a Genshin Impact player
Person 2: Yeah! It’s a shame people keep calling a pedophile though.
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a group of people who have a genshin character on a beach with summer themed stuff as a profile picture mostly seen on tiktok,they started this to find new friends.
they are extremely non toxic and have sent messages to eachother to remind eachother they are loved.
“i just joined the genshin summer cult and i got such a nice text from a mutual!”
The Great Genshin Purge is a event that will commence any day that The Game Awards voting begins. And for the next 24 hours, all crime is legal on Genshin fans.
Person 1: Did you see those Genshin cucks bot the vote?
Person 2: Fuck it. I will murder all Genshin fans. The Great Genshin Purge will commence.
Lonely sheltered neckbeards that believe the universe centers around their Chinese mobile game that ripped off Breath of the Wild. They're chronically obsessed with hentai, and swarm anything with a naked anime girl, or anything with huge boobs. The female fans are frantic over their lanky twink anime boys, and think being quirky makes them approachable. Don't even forget about the Genshin fans who are into the young characters. They like to deny all they like, but make no mistake, these people love the young child like characters. Avoid them all costs
Smash Bros, League of Legends fans: "We're the sweatiest mfs on the planet."
Genshin Impact Fans: "Hold my body pillow."
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