1 2 Mayweather

When two people fight and one of them ends the fight in a two hit combo. Occasionally followed by the 3 4 McGregor.

1.Did you see Dominick finish that guy off with the 1 2 Mayweather?

2.I’m about to hit you with the 1 2 Mayweather.

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1 2 Mayweather

An absolutely legendary phrase. You know what it means. Can be used in tandem with “3 4 McGregor" for extra emphasis.

Alexa: Dude I hit ‘em with the 1 2 Mayweather!
Josephina: Damn that’s tiiiiiight!
Maddi: What the hell is a 1 2 Mayweather? You guys sound stupid.
Eva: C’mon, you should know by now. It’s the 1 2 Mayweather, and it’s the greatest. *Mic Drop*

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103 1/2

The threesome version of 69

There had to be a position for a three way 69, he thought. And would that make it a 103 1/2 instead?

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1/2 bused

1. variation of "to be thrown under the bus" in which the victim is pushed under the bus when the front wheels have passed thus catching the running board and rear tires of the bus.

usage: "i got 1/2 bused in the meeting the other day when josh pretended to stick up for me but then threw me under the bus when he saw things were really going south."

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Douchebag 1 & 2

These guys

Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal

20 1/2

Half as hot as a 41

Hey John, there’s a 20 1/2 at 12:00