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Rule #101

Rule #101 states that every single self picture uploaded to the internet has been masturbated to by a stranger at least once.

Hank: "Hey, did you see that grandma put her new profile pic up?"

Joleen: "Rule #101, buddy..."

Hank: "I don't feel so good."

by Kentenathien June 1, 2011

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Flatology 101

The first required college course examining flatulence in a long roster of courses when one is pursuing a degree in the highly complex and well researched field.

I will never forget my Flatology 101 course in college, the professor was a most eloquent and masterful farting clown of a man!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023


Turdery 101

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!

Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!

by Drwhodat February 11, 2016


Manslaughter 101

Manslaughter is a homicide-related offense. The difference between it and murder is that the defendant's guilt can be reduced because no deliberation or malice was found. Although there was an unlawful killing, as with first and second degree murder, the circumstances surrounding the death go some way to explaining the defendant's actions, at least in the eyes of the law. This means that in a manslaughter prosecution, the defendant has already admitted to killing the victim. The question is more likely to revolve around whether or not the defendant acted in a reasonable manner at the time of the killing.

Person 1: Manslaughter 101 , Dont get caught
Person 2: Or dont have witnesses

by Iplayvideogamerschickenfingers March 12, 2022


Girl 101

Girls biggest rule with dating guys - never date a guy with a female housemate - never works out well

Girl 101 - oh no does your boyfriend live with another chick?

by Galgirl 101 March 8, 2020


Gaslighting 101

A curriculum taught by a professor who has mastered and specializes in gaslighting.

Hey Papi, I heard you teach gaslighting 101?

Papi: I have no idea what you're talking about.

by Simplicitees June 2, 2023


101 Damnations

Misspelling of 101 Dalmatians

I misspelled 101 Dalmatians, and instead put 101 Damnations

by TheRealSteveWASTAKENLOLOLOL June 1, 2021