National when you see you shortest friend chuck them as far as you can
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November 13 Were you chuck your friend as far as you can .
Kick anyone named Londel who has a big ass gap and always says it doesn’t matter and does it look like I care
Londel: wassup bro
you: imma kick you
Londel: why
you: it’s November 13! Kick londel day!
November 13 is dumb bitch appreciation day
Its November 13 you know what that means!! ITS DUMB BITCH APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!
National eat ass day! Get ur girl and make her bend over
Gf: what do u wanna do?
Bf: well, it’s November 13, so I get to eat ur ass
BE YOUR OWN COLOUR DAY!, (You also get a free n word pass...)
"Yo Josh, Its november 13 you can finally be special today"
Your friend owns you 5 dollars
You: Hey you know what day it is?
Friend: November 13 why do you ask?
You: you ow me 5 dollars!
Friend: Fuck
National annoy the fuck out of your crush, ask them for something of theirs, ask them for answers on a worksheet and do all you can for their attention. Hug them too babes ;)
Me: Hey can I have your hoodie?
Crush: Uhhh why?
Me: It’s November 13th!
Crush: What about it?
Me: November 13th is “Annoy The Fuck Out Of Your Crush Day”.