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make your brother drive you day
hey mark! it’s october 19th, you know what that means
make your brother drive you day!
on this day you have a free pass to make that mofo drive you wherever you want, use it!!
hey bro, it’s October 19th, you know what that means...
what?
you have to drive me *woot woot*
This is the day guys get to do everything they want with their girl:) so guys grab this opportunity maybe u have a chance to watch Star Wars. Or maybe just fuck the shit out of her, you decide.
Boy: hi babe it’s October 19
Girl: Please fuck me daddy
destroy your dick day. go find your boyfriend or girlfriend and fuck them all day.
yo its october 19.
and?
GO FUCK YOUR GIRL!
Guys gets slap any girls ass In The entirety of October 19
Why the fuck did you slap my ass
It’s cool it’s October 19
No-homo Day, a day when u can cuddle with the homies and be as gay while still being straight. (No-homo tho)
*Kyle texting the bois*: Yo everyone cuddle session tomorrow at my house
*Homie 1*: That's kinda sus my dude
*Homie 2*: Nah fam, it's October 19 National No-Homo Day!
*The rest of the homies*: EYYYYY CUDDLE TIME
Smack a bitch on the head day.
Person: Its October 19th, do you know what this means?
Friend: No, what is it?
Person: Its smack a bitch on the head day!
Friend: So that's why you smacked Alyssa?