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the day a stupid bitch was born but also the day an amazing mom was born. fuck you natalie
“bro it’s january 20th!”
“yeah it’s my moms birthday. that dumb cunt natalie was born today”
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National Suck Your Boyfriends Dick Day
Why suck your boyfriends dick? Because it’s July 20th
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Old-fashioned and outdated.
My computer is so 20th century.
That music is so 20th century.
His values are so 20th century.
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You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I
Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)
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The day America will collapse in on itself.
Trump supporter: Only a few days left until January 20th!! So excited!!
Anti-Trump Supporter: AW HELL NO! I'M MOVING TO CANADA!!!
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Crack-in-the-wall precinct in the upper west side where arrests are slim to none and predominantly of minorities
Yo son this neighborhood is mad white we better not do any dominican things or they'll say we're fuckin up the community and go to that 20th precinct shit
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