give your girlfriend/boyfriend EXTRA attention today ❤️
boy: babe i love you so much
girl: awe i love you too, but why’d you say that out of nowhere?
boy: it’s October 22
girl: you’re so cute!
National ask your crush out day.
“Hey dude it’s October 22.” He goes to ask his crush out.
She replies, “ew no you look like a musk rat.”
National kiss your boyfriend day is on October 22. You have to make out with your boyfriend on October 22. Your excuse is it’s a holiday.
Girlfriend: We should make out because it’s October 22
Boyfriend: Ok
National annoy your siblings day.
Sibling: Can you fuck off
Me: No it's October 22
Say I love you to your gf or bf
Its October 22Hey you see my gf over there I love her
Sophia: hey how are you guys?
*Lillie comes over and angrily slaps her*
Sophia: WTAF WAS THAT FOR??
Lillie: sorry, it’s national slap a sophia day, October 22
Keep adding to urban dictionary Dumb date definition day
Today is a day of submitting dates to Urban dictionary and leaving dumb definitions for that date
I have a list of dumb definitions for October 22