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if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up
I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.
October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.
me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.
On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.
Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26
International french kiss your crush day
A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??
A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?
October 26 scream out your crush name at loud.
My crush is October 26!!!!
National bad haircut day. If you have a bad haircut this is the day for you.
Person 1: Wow your haircut is trash
Person 2: I know it’s October 26,!national bad haircut day so my haircut is awful
Person 3: Yessir
National wear clothes backwards day.
Wear all of your clothes backwards
No exceptions
Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow
Person 2: all of my clothes backwards
Person 1: why?
Person 2: because it’s October 26th