October 29

National... shortest friend in the friend group slaps the tallest friend in the friend group day.

Shortest friend: *to tallest friend* Yo, it’s October 29, bend down so I can slap the shit out of you

Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings

October 29

National hug your crush day. You have to do it now that u read this sorry. But good luck!

Person: Hey what’s an excuse to hug my crush today?
Friend: Hey don’t be silly October 29th it’s National Hug your crush day!

October 29

This is national grab ass day

Wait it's October 29 come her girl give me yo ass

October 29

Beat a VSCO girl

I'm Bout to beat Katie. October 29

October 29

Today is the day where you getting hype for Halloween so you don’t care about anyone’s thought so you go in for the kiss

It’s October 29 I’m impress this girl

October 29

Tell youre closest friend you are in love with them day

Me: Hey Em i like you Emily:mmmmhm right Me: Happy October 29th

October 29

October 29 is national kiss someone day where you go up to your crush or someone and kiss them

Hey ..... it’s October 29 which means...