August 31

The day a bad ass bitch was brought into this hell hole we call earth, they are a virgo and they love mocking their science teacher and throwing computer moniters down from the top floor of their apartment complex

Wow you're born in August 31? You're a fucking baddieee

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October 31

The best day of October

Kindle: Yo dude its October 31
Zach: Epic, Candy, Halloween, Movies, Happiness

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October 31

It’s my mother fucking birthday !!!!!!! 💞💞😭😭😭

October 31 is my birthday

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October 31

National go up to a kid named Alec and throw him/her/them.

Gracie: Aye man, I CAN THROW YOU.
Alec: WHAT?!
Gracie: it’s national go up to a kid named Alec and throw him/her/them. October 31

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October 31

The day you can threaten people with a trick if they don’t give you a treat and no one will care

Luke:It’s October 31st you know what that means
Karen: Let’s egg Mrs. Cohns house if she doesn’t give us candy
Luke:kk
*later
Both:Trick or Treat! If you don’t give us candy we’ll egg ur house
*Mrs.Cohn gives them candy and runs for her dear life.
Karen:Score!

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March 31

The day you give ur gf a hoodie

It’s March 31 *gives hoodie

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May 31

Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!

By Brittney

Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?

Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.

Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.

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