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people called max born on this day have big dicks
Mya: hey you know Max?
Anonymous: Yes?
Mya: He has a huge penis
Anonymous: that’s because he’s born on November 4th
Bully your crackhead friend Victor.
Victors Friend 1: Why did you throw a rock at victor?
Victors Friend 2: Its November 4th!
Victors Friend 1: Oh ok, im going to go bully him.
November 4th is national praise lala day. On this day you must praise lala for her greatness.
Person 1: Hey what day is it
Person 2: November 4th, Why?
Person 1: "Transforms"
The furthest most men make it into No Nut November, no matter what they try and tell you
“He tried to tell me he made it to December 1st, but we all know he lost on November 4th
November 4th is national kick your best friend day! Go on, KICK EM
Me: *kicks bestfriend*
Them: OWW why did you kick me?
Me: its november 4th, kick your best friend day!
National sit on the toilet ALL day.
me: “yo man its November 4th, you know what that means”
you: “oh i got you”
Official Tiddy Pic day where you get to ask any Girl for tiddy pics
Its 4th of November, that means tiddy Pic.
Oh OK "sends"