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this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat
tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!
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A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.
Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.
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The red arrow that shows up on some New York traffic lights to let drivers and pedestrians know that vehicles aren't permitted to turn. Considered unsafe for drivers and pedestrians alike because five seconds is hardly enough time for a driver to make a complete stop.
Why can't the DOT make those red arrow signals at least fifteen seconds long?! I hate those New York 5-second warnings!
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2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.
"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?
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6. Rolling your first joint
at this point you feel like your a gangster until you realize how hard it is to roll a fucking joint, youll try for hours, watch a dozen youtube vids, and still have a shitty rap, but its still a job well done.
7. Purchase of your second smoking device
this device is your baby, and is to be treated as so, must be at least twice the price as your first, and is usually a bong. you feel deeply offended if people say something bad about it, as you should this device rarely leaves your house.
8. Creation of your bobs (bag of bad stuff)
this bag contains both smoking devices one and two, some ports, some black and milds, maybe ever a swisher sweet, razor blades(for cutting open cigars), lighters, and your stash of marijuana *which should be around a half at all times at this point*
9. Creation of your first food high
usually brownies, some make fire crackers, but this step requires you creating a food that when eaten will get you high
10. Purchase of your vaporizer
the last and final step is the purchase of a vap, very expensive, but very worth it. at this point you will rarely come across people whos smoke more than you, you are a king enjoy your life
yo dude im the shiznit i just bought a vaporizer!!1!!1!
according to The second 5 levels of pot smoking yes, yes you are.
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The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.
After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?
When you're not initially attracted to a person, but then they do something that is attractive and you're attracted to them in the moment but then later on you don't feel the same way and you're not that attracted to them anymore.
girl: wow I didn't like him before but he's so cute!
1 hour later
girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush