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Not quite 9th base which is strangling whilst doing anal. Naturally 8th base is any sexual act that involves cowboy spurs and a car battery.
Guy 1: Dude we got to 8th base last night.
Guy 2: That is so awesome!
Guy 1: No ... she wores the spurs ...
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Today u either slap ur ex ,hug ur crush, or kiss ur bf/gf
Ex bf : why u slap me ?
Me: it February 8th and I dont have a crush or a bf so u was left so u got slapped
All my friends: Feburary 8th is where u slap an ex hug ur crush or kiss ur bf
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December 8th is when the most amazing, hottest, cutest, sexiest, most adorable person was born, she is so fucking kind and she will blow u away. Everyone is always hitting on her, and she's amazing. Who ever is born on December 8th, is a great person.
Holy shit! Was she born on December 8th? Because she's looking fine ngl.
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The day everyone picks on their friend patrick
Today's January 8th.....I'm gonna talk shit to Patrick all day
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thick boi day where thick bois were born in to the world
wow hes probably born of february 8th
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On 8th november is the national gaming day
Kid:its 8th november
Patent:ok go and do it
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On the 8th of November, you can kick your shortest friend 1000 times. If they die it's not my fault.
Me: Hey it's the 8th of November!
Friend: What.
Me: *kicks the shortest friend to Uranus*
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