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Another word for erection. Originated from getting boners in school everyday around 9:30. You can walk around with it down your leg to show everyone, or you can tuck it under your ass if you're ashamed of it. When your boner is limp and no longer of value to your sexy ass teacher, it is called a "9:31".
When the fly ass whore sat on my dick, I felt like it was 9:30, so she fucked my dick 'til I busted baby juice.
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National punch your friend that's name starts with an E day
Person 1: It's October 9th
Eddy: Noooooo
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APPLE DIDNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE IPHONE 9 AND SKIPPED THE 9 AND WENT TO THE IPHONE X .
damn were is the iphone 9?
National throw your sister from the balcony
Sister: what are you doing?
Brother: its 9 august. Its national throw your sister from the balcony.
Sister: Oh, ok then
People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.
“Hey did you know that Alexandra’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why she’s such a keeper”
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december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason
*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit
because its december 9
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