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That big sucking activities were a female or a male suck you're lollipop with her mouth
Guy1 : Can you give me the Glawk Glawk 9000 ?
Girl : Sure I can do that
Guy1 : thanks girl i love you
When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.
Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.
Something that grampa likes to do
Let’s go grandpa’s giving me the Sucky sucky 9000
Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.
Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
when a girl gets so wet that we soaks the whole area due to squirting.
Tony: Damn baby last night you were so wet almost like a squirt gun the carpet and the bed was wet from you squiting.
Brittany: You think your funny .
Tony: Your a super soaker 9000.
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The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.
"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"
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Another term for the Messiah, Jesus Christ.
“God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”
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